The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Houston, we have a squirter
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
