she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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