yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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