This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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