I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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