you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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