We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
23 Gruesome Scientific Facts That Will Make You Squirm
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences In Dating Men And Women
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course