I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain