we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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