So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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