I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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