he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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