lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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