There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma