He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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