i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I met the friendliest cop last night
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Randomize
