I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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