We need to rekindle our bromance
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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