My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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