; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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