Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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