I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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