For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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