Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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