I heard we made out
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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