we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
