Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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