ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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