Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
ttyl tear gas
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Will exercising make me less horny?
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