Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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