I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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