doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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