yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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