glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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