Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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