is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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