4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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