I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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