I love black thongs
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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