I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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