I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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