Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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