I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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