I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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