Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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