oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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