can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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