Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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