I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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