At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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