it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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