I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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