Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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