I just saw a hot homeless man
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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