Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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