Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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