Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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