Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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